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That Awkward Moment Between Your Birth And Your Death

by Kindergarten Hazing Ritual

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Defective birth You're a walking neurosis Zack Morris you'll never fucking be Imaginary friends created by others will lead you to your only real friends...and then drive you away from them And you'll receive no charity And the std you got may protect your virginity A walking neurosis
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We were told we were lesser than everyone Now we judge like we're better than everyone Wheres the line, building character And creating monsters? I can't tell you Figure it out You're supposed to know It's been time This was coming The line is erased You're out of chalk Some monsters ate it Once boys, once men Now cynical shadows Craving revenge
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...and charm won't get us by
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I can't wait to be on History channel being interviewed in the shadows about that time we jumped some kids in pikachu hats over some turf at a con The clowns are official and soon we'll be too And monkeys will fight for control of the zoo
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You've really done it now Who told you it was a good idea to follow those boys dressed as sailor scouts to the marriot anyway If you awaken next to a 300 pound white girl dressed up like Ivy from Soul Calibur, that's your own damn fault you like getting cuckolded by furries Just a reminder, because you need one, that you promised to leave all of this behind
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Open season on open minds Let 'em sink with the shit The less the merrier you should have known Still wondering why so many idiots jumped on your wave You invited them Remember? You wished this shit was bigger, like you do with everything And you get What you want And you never want it again
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Accountability If she could she would have had a restraining order issued against it last week, that creep Escaping blame that can't be shifted is a specialty acquired along with giving head and finding discount steals on heels. When charm fails. When charm fails. When charm fails.
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I want a world where the beautiful are made to live in camps where they fuck each other on camera for the amusement of the rest of us I don't really want any other world
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...They burst into flames around me They crumble to ash and blow away in the wind And i am comforted by their absence
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Mommy's a freak just like her vampire obsessed demon spawn. Talk about a whole life crisis. It's much more interesting than her life. Stellas groove is being a prude and telling dad what he can't do. You claim they shame the slut you'll never be. You shame the animals we are. I wouldn't ridicule you for your method of escapism if you didn't constantly see fit to shit on mine.
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Connect to disconnect Smartphones and internet Everyone i hate is all around me Everyone i love is elsewhere Our friendships scattered across the globe, the only ones who will relate Isolation desired fate I don't like you fucking people
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Your shitty home town that you left only got worse while you were away.
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You wanna be one of us now? You expect this to be as easy as everything else in your life?? You cannot win for losing (or winning, or dressing up like slave leia to hock some developer's wares) There are no time machines, pond Decades of ostracization cannot be undone by claiming you fucking get it now Guest in this house Making demands You'll get nothing and like it
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BE MORE ELITIST!
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Everybody wanna die Nobody wanna die Nobody wanna be that guy Croaked in the x-ray while the doctor bangs the nurse Speak only good of the dead, talk shit when no ones around She died diddling herself with a carrot Turning in their graves embarrassed Rub 8 out drop dead in front of a porno screen Don't have to live with yourself Just found a new way to cease to exist Being forgotten is better than this Everybody wanna die Nobody wanna die Sick to death of life Scared to death of death
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37564-021

the 5th Kindergarten Hazing Ritual full length. . . .and the shortest.
12 minutes.

why did we use a meme for a title again?
because for some of us, life is just one long awkward moment.

and that moment can be short. . . . (but is it ever short enough?)

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released July 16, 2013

cuitars, vocals - Cory Monster
drums, sampling - DJ Ninja Schmoe
guest vox on "this place is dead anyway" - Corey Donaldson

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Kindergarten Hazing Ritual Peekskill, New York

Their name simply meant "we are cruel from birth".

For nearly two decades, KHR skewered pop culture and subculture alike.

In 2019, the ritual was complete.

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