Kindergarten Hazing Ritual x Cedric's Lettuce

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about

37564-022

2 years in the making.

You know how these things go.

Kindergarten Hazing Ritual, after yet another equipment upgrade, begin the road to Ugly World Order with 12 tracks of hate.
Then, Cedric's Lettuce drop in to violate your eardrums. Tenfold.

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released February 9, 2014

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Track Name: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - Buying Stripper Shoes From The Deftones Webstore
I bitch about haters instead of posting n00dz of myself

why do i keep getting unfollowed?
Track Name: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - National Asspull Day
life is shit
there's nothing real to celebrate
so make something up, buy funny hats
take photos and post online
don't think about your life
you're liable to try and end it
Track Name: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - Is "Femaforming" In The Dictionary Yet?
everything you love
destroyed
if it brings you joy
tainted
welcome your new overlords
Track Name: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - Lunchtime With The Cunt Squad
so quick to say i shouldn't judge you
because you claim i don't know you
when i know everything about you
because you announce it for all of us to hear
for people with no genuine emotions
you sure have thin skins
Track Name: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - Alternate Ending To The Wonder Years Where We Learn He Dreamed It All In A Coma
nothing is as good as you remember, don't you know that yet?
anything's better than here and now
you thought that back then too
a decade of disappointment you've lived
and you don't expect any more?
Track Name: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - Antisocial Justice Disorder
she couldn't find anything to be offended by today
so she made something up off the top of her head
little did she know the deity I sacrificed her to was also made up off the top of my head
Track Name: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - I Just Wanted To Show Her My Pokemanz
posterboys for broken sleep patterns let their lives be femaformed again
please do come crawling to us when you're stuck growing up just to get away from the shit we've become
we need the comedy
we need the lift
we gave up the things we love to escape the people we hate
Track Name: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - Generation Why Are You Still Here?
we're not young
we're not old
we're on the porch screaming at those damn kids and their great grandparents to get off the fucking planet
not sure who's death I look forward to more
could be mine
could be yours
Track Name: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - Fuck You Toadstool, Do It Your Damn Self
Joanna Angel's prude evil twin
saw fit to open her whore mouth again
and by the hair on my chinny chin chin
if justice existed her skull would cave in
she's got a problem with "damsels in distress"
if she's ever in trouble, no one should save her
Track Name: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - Too Bad She's Vegan
one more guilt trip
Track Name: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - Dr. Wily Is Dead (Finally)
yeah cunt, I heard everything
I can lon longer hold in my lighter at the thought of you hitchhiking all the way up north and winding up in a trunk
and how you like getting thrown from windows
I knew you were fucked up
I just wasn't sure how
Track Name: Kindergarten Hazing Ritual - Jessica Chobot vs. 100,000,000 Displaced Workers
jessica chobot walking the streets looking for a job
I kick her in the face and say "that's for Ryan Dunn"
morgan webb is panicked
she just pissed her pants
"how will I hide the fact that I'm in My Chemical Romance?"
candace bailey sent a sex tape to Vivid
They saw how gross she is and became livid
the unemployment line is so crowded
and they won't want to tell you what they're playing on DS to kill time
but if you stand in plain sight and stick a PSP in your mouth I'm sure you'll fetch a dime
I'm sure how hard i laugh when you have to choose between pawning your iphone and selling your body to pay for a dollar meal at mcdahmers doesn't compare to how much you cry